Saturday, August 9, 2008

Je ne comprende pas

7.00am
The Great Committee : Semua pelajar. Sila turun ke dataran seroja sekarang. Aktiviti senamrobik akan dimulakan.

7.15am
beruangpsychic : pukul berapa nak start ni u?
zesty : semalam cakap 7.30.
beruangpsychic : ok!

7.30am
beruangpsychic : kak, pukul berapa nak start ni?
The Great Committee : kalau ikutkan, 7.30.
beruangpsychic : oookayyy... then, tunggu apa lagi? takkan everytime kami yg datang awal ni kena punish just because org lain datang lambat. just duduk tunggu orang datang. baik kami pun tidur and tunggu akak datang kejutkan.
The Great Committee
: Saya tak tau, kena tanya yg in charge.

I really don't understand why most aktiviti kolej could never ever start on time! I mean this people seriously thought that people like my friends and I had nothing better to do than to just sit around and wait for their interesting activity to start. After all, our purpose on this earth is to just sit around and wait for them kan. Pfft! And this smart kakak who claimed that she didnt know a thing was yapping on the microphone as though she's hosting her own talkshow or something! Even though her voice was like nearly gone. Confident comel. Haih.. It was the same thing last night we had to wait for nearly an hour for the speaker to arrive (in his shimmery gold shirt n shades). Some one please, enlighten me. Or these people. Doesn't matter.

Well, after the senamrobik shit, we just couldn't possibly jump back into bed. Too awake already. So, we decided to do the laundry, grab some breakfast and then head to the pusat sukan to give our moral support. There's this senamrobik competition going on which coco n melonku had taken part in. There were 13 faculties and one fac had really stood out. The Law Faculty. U see, these girls are lawyers-to-be and there was this chick who thought she was Reese Witherspoon in Legally Blonde. Her bimboness was just too much. At some point she even look retarded. Imagine:

She was shaking her booty as though she's strip dancing. Making these facial expression like those black dancers in MTV. Pouting. Boobies jiggling as though its content is 100% water. Hanging pants like Urkel. Yellow sneakers. Hands wailing as though she was drowning.

I don't know if guys found it arousing. Amusing, certainly. I felt like showing her my 'spirit fingers' (if you know what i mean). Yours truly was laughing real hard till it felt like her whole stomach content was just going to come out. hahaha... Well, it was a good morning entertainment and definitely had compensated for the whole stupid late incident. *grins*

Till then...



P.s. It was during costing class and the lecturer was discussing about a question where the company used chemical X for its process when "My Soul Mate" turned around and asked a few girls behind him, " Chemical X tu yang guna untuk buat Powerpuff Girls kan?" WTFish. This guy has never failed to amuse me.